Funny Sayings About Excuses - Web “i can’t attend, i got lost in a parallel universe.” 🌌. Just don't follow it up with one of these lousy lines. Once your excuses are gone, you will simply have to. So i went up to the casino to try to. Web 34 of the funniest excuses ever uttered. “i only had half the rent. “my horoscope advised against any social interactions today.” ♈. Web or simply, “i forgot.” but the most creative excuse of all was this: The best excuse is to have none.
Just don't follow it up with one of these lousy lines. Once your excuses are gone, you will simply have to. So i went up to the casino to try to. “i only had half the rent. Web “i can’t attend, i got lost in a parallel universe.” 🌌. Web or simply, “i forgot.” but the most creative excuse of all was this: The best excuse is to have none. Web 34 of the funniest excuses ever uttered. “my horoscope advised against any social interactions today.” ♈.